David's Dirge

Let's go straight to the point. David Blunkett has gone on the record to share his pain and anguish to us about the trauma he faced in the wake of the scandal surrounding his dalliance(s).

Shut up David. No one pushed you to go around sharing your Cocktail Sausage, using your position to benefit your Girlfriend (err..someone's wife by the way), undermining your colleagues. As for the other scandal with the blonde slapper, well basically once may be a mistake but twice is a disease.

When in the public eye, you have a responsibility- aside from the benefits you enjoy and of course exploit- to at least pretend to conduct yourself with some level of discretion and when you get caught, grin and bear it, don't ask for sympathy.

In these circumstances, I recommend David read a couple chapters from the Hamilton manual of Scandal exploitation, the couple are at least for this purpose exemplary.Come on I haven't heard them whingeing, unless someone was paying them. Having said that, this was a serialised Interview from his new book, for which he pocketed 400 large........oh thats alright then, all is forgiven Bruv, nice one! Cry me a river.

Whatever.