The Racists Travel Resource

The Racist- A much misunderstood and maligned breed, bashed by the PC and lefty brigade. It appears with a changing world, this breed is constantly hounded and castigated by an ignorant public. As a public service I have written this piece as a kind of support resource for our friends.

Its not unlikely that this country and even that quintessential bastion- South Africa are no longer suitable, having been contaminated by the pestilent PC Brigade, thus I have a few suggestions of places you can move to where you can treat those of darker hue with the contempt only special persons like you can muster. The common thread, being that there are either no Race Discrimination Laws, or they are plainly ignored. Strangely enough, majority of these places are in Africa.

These are the top five:

1. Nigeria- There are no Race Discrimination Statutes other than the Constitution, which no one ever applies. However this sunny destination is hampered by the recent tendency of the natives in the Niger Delta to kidnap Expatriate workers, something to do with wanting compensation for Environmental degradation or whatever. Stay away from the Delta, unless you're Chinese (this actually shakey now, in that the boys are becoming more egalitarian in their approach). There are some wonderfully appointed bars in Lagos, where blacks aren't allowed or discouraged from entering. Also, if you tender for a Government contract, the unspoken question is "where's your white business partner?" (even if he's a grizzled little red neck from Mississippi, who's business experience consists entirely of a sustained and I daresay, distinguished period as a Moonshine distillery worker), contract being of course to design and build a Football stadium, the native err..Partners being Architects and Engineers with Masters Degrees and upwards of 10 years experience at James Cubitts. Also where Asian companies in their local factories employ thousands of locals in their sweatshops paying the equivalent of 20p a day, no employment contracts, beatings and torture are common and why not?

2. Zambia- Whilst there are Race discrimination statutes in this country, this country's liberalisation policies are geared towards foreign investment, howcever there is little if any investment in welfare and social infrastructure. The Government would give favourable status to foreign companies who treat their African workers like modern day slaves. African businessmen are accorded second-class citizen status by the Commercial infrastructure. Wht a wonderful place to live.

3. Austria- The home of the charming Jorg Haidar. Where any one slightly darker than is acceptable is routinely stopped and detained even when sitting down having a coffee with their families. EU regulations on equality simply are a joke told around the Biergarten. Ahh..heaven!

4. Kenya- 40 years after the Mau Mau revolution, the old order still remains in a large part of this country, somethings do not change unless you sometimes ...excusably go as far as killing your Black servants or feeding them to the Lions, messy and often inconvenient with all the publicity it generates but usually can be resolved eventually, no worries.

5. Lesotho/Botswana- Pseudo countries, with native idiots at the helm, including a King with a penchant for young virgins, who incidentally went to Public school over here. The economies are in the hands of you know who, the natives get the droppings and little else and ...ought to be glad.

I leave you with a thought, the Racist bar referred to in Nigeria was owned by a Brit, as was the chap who killed his Native servants in Kenya I can name several other examples but won't bother. I'm not a Race wagonist, but will say that at times its difficult to deal with the fact that people will judge you by your race, that on a queue at Immigration in Bratislava, you'll be the only person out of a 120 pulled to one side err..with a British Passport, people's faces drop when you walk in for an Interview, having spoken to you on the phone and not previously knowing what colour you were, to be pulled aside and body-searched at the Airport in the States simply because you have a beard. Its a simple reality which cannot be denied.

Its become fashionable to denigrate PC values. I agree to an extent that when its taken to extremes by the Jobsworth brigade, the effect is lost, but Racism is real and if you're the target it's not a very pleasant experience.

I'm not going to get into arguments about Multi-culturalism, because I do believe that there should be an essential Britishness which should be preserved. Immigration whilst not a bad thing, should not be at the sacrifice of National values and Identity, however people from the differing backgrounds that make up this or any society should be treated fairly, whether at home or in foreign outposts.

Say what you will but discrimination in a wider context will never go away. It may be illegal to use the term Nigger in a derogatory context, however conversations like this take place regularly behind closed doors its part of the mindset, which will never go away.