From the Mouth of the Sage?!?

Do these quotes sound familiar:

"They misunderestimated me."

"They have miscalculated me as a leader."

"I became totally inebriated with hitting the big one."

"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."

America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness, and for the unalienalienable right of life."

"Suiciders are willing to kill innocent life in order to send the projection that this is an impossible mission."

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope."

Come on, only by the World's most powerful leader