9 WORDS WOMEN USE

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Ps/ Here's a retort from an anonymous sister:

Hi Ed thought you might like a retort for your blog hope this finds you well xx

1. I will call you back. Girls don't hang around waiting for the phone to ring coz it won't! he will have found that the part of his brain that is set for returning calls is the same part that remembers directions, empty and short lived.

2.I'll drive. One to be avoided if you are off to a party of your friends coz you can bet your bottom dollar he will start clock watching around ten o'clock and heaven forbid should you book to go out when there is a big game on the tele.

3.Just a quickie. Bloody annoying this one as it always so frustrating to be left high and dry being the operative word, wham bam and thanks to the KY.

4.Silence. followed by "Sorry darling". He heard he was just making a point that you were interrupting his enjoyment.

5.Don't worry I'll get the check. Oh my and will you pay for it, again and again and again......

6.We'll see I will have to check my diary or I can't see that far ahead. Yes, he bloody can its just he doesn't necessarily see you in that future, take heed and double book yourself so when he doesn't show you aren't sat at home being bored by the box.Sure there are many more that piss us off but lets face it girls we do love a challenge and the opposite sex are just that.