It was us wot won it!

England have won the series as predicted strangely enough by Big B and yours truly.

Laugh if you will, but I believe the sacrifice of my Military Police beret was a fitting gift to the Gods, hence they smiled favourably upon England, as well Big B's supreme sacrifice of forgoing alcohol for a week, which pushed the gods into such a tight spiritual corner, they were forced to pay a ransome by giving England victory, boy talk about strong arm tactics!

Well, we shall as usual be modest and gracious in victory by sending a moon-themed email to all our Australian friends, I recommend the slogan "Kiss my Aus". True sportsmanship eh?

By the way, Freddie also sacrificed by trimming his beard, though more likely to discourage further fan mail from Cricket fans in Afghanistan.