The totally subjective British Top 20 All Time Singles Chart

This list is in no particular order and is of course changeable depending on one's partisan leanings at the time- be warned. Also note that to underscore the importance of this chart, the character's herein are in bold text (classy or what?):

1. Tales of Great Ulysses- Cream

2. Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

3. Fools Gold- Stone Roses

4. Butterflies - Doves

5. Chant a Psalm- Steel Pulse

6. Sultans of swing- Dire Straits

7. Drop the Pilot- Joan Armatrading

8. The Walk- The Cure

9. Gloria- U2

9a. You're lying- Lynx

10. Searching- China Black.

11. Whole lotta love- Led Zepellin

12. Clocks- Coldplay

13. Wonderwall- Oasis

14. Daytripper- The Beatles

15. Waiting for that day- George Michael (yes you read right)

16. Hand in Glove-The Smiths

17. Kiss from a Rose- Seal (no relation)

18. Just can't get enough- Depeche Mode

19. Bank robber-The Clash

20. Every breath you take- The Police

I'm sure the delectable designer shall bemoan the non-inclusion of Crazy Frog, my apologies but she need not despair too much, the culprit of that vile heap of ordure is thankfully not British. By the way, get well soon mate, need to see you doing the splits (on the dancefloor) soon.